OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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