1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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