My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
