You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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