Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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