The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
she pinky promised me she was 18
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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