dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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