it was like getting a handjob from robocop
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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