I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Panties = found
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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