We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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