is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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