Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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