so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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