I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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