Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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