On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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