just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
id be glad to
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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