I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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