please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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