Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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