You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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