I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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