So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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