remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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