Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
