i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
