i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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