can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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