You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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