I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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