How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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