yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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