im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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