I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just want to make out with him forever
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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