i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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