Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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