He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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