doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize