I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Randomize
