also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
