Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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