ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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