Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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