normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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