Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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