Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
