either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize
