Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
BRING THE BAGELS
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Dear god my vagina.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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