ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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