i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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