? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My dad just said "fuck circus"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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