would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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