your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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