I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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