Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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